{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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