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The Walter Polaris was a Czechoslovakian three-cylinder, air-cooled radial engine for powering light aircraft that was developed in the 1930s.
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Dave Albert Williams Jr. was an American jazz, blues, and rhythm & blues pianist, bandleader, singer, and songwriter. He was the author of \"I Ate Up The Apple Tree\", a staple of contemporary New Orleans brass bands. His career as a working musician spanned five decades.
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