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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?","punchline":"Because they can't even.","id":353}
{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Superman get invited to dinners?","punchline":"Because he is a Supperhero.","id":360}
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